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Heres my list of a 100 things that piss me off about music (in no specific order)

if there are any that are repeated thats becauset they're twice as important ^_^

1)  story songs
2)  any song that has 2 or more parts
3)  how every dido music video looks like an ikea commercial
4)  the fact i cant understand a single thing that ayumi, rammstein, or james brown says
5)  when artists smash the equipment i can only dream to afford
6)  that weird cow guy in the speedo during the christina aguilera "dirty" video
7)  30 year olds who pretend to be teenagers
8)  naked white guys running around a city
9)  people who wear t-shirts of a previous band to a concert ie. rage against the machine tshirt at and audioslave concert
10)  the riaa
11)  iTunes
12) Good charlotte
13)  guys that dress like girls in concert
14)  german guys who get a little too close to their keyboardist during concerts
15)  the steriotypical white skater fag that plays instruments
16)  white people who rap (this does not include eminem or the beastie boys)
17)  black guys who compare themselves with the mafia
18)  fat chicks in a suv that lean out a window and eat some random person off the street
19)  the occasional random pig in a music video
20)  gansta's who are all "ghetto" that like to rap in the middle of the sub urbs where its as white as it can get, ie. pdiddy, nelly
21)  The People on american idol who think they're good but suck really badly and then they start to cry n stuff cause they lost etc.
22)  rappers who think they've won a grammy and go out withought hearing who actually one and that they lost etc.
23)  musicians who try to act
24)  actors who becom musicians
25)  any jackson that exposes a nipple
26)  black guys that become white women
27)  music videos that are mini movies ie. ghost by michael jackson
28)  one hit wonders
29)  one hit wonders, but their hit was a cover song
30)  the # band thing
31)  punk music (excluding AFI)
32)  rave music that sounds like it was made for a nintendo game
33)  songs about getting dumped
34)  songs about skateboarding
35)  japanese songs that get changed into english
36)  boy bands
37)  boy bands again (they're twice as gay)
38)  nickelback
39)  whole cds that sound like one song
40)  80's synthesizers
41)  guys in tight pink spandex / leather pants
42)  gay white guys who sing in 7 octaves
43)  artsist that sing about things that they've never been into ie. ja rule you wanksta, MURDAA MY ASS YOU PUNK
44)  using "yo" in any song
45)  thugs who wear their pants that could fit a family of 5
47)  songs that were made as commercials or for commerciasl ie. nelly, justin
48)  groupies who smell their favourite artists socks eww that just gross
49)  using lines from scareface in your song
50)  missy elliot as godzilla
51)  HOW DO I PASS THAT DUTCH I DUN GET IT!!!
52)  ja rule and ashanti, hahaha
53)  ja rule and his beef wit 50, lets see, well 50 has g-unit, dre, eminem, for backup, and um... ja rule has um.. ashanti? fat joe? word
54)  rkelly and his obsession with underage girls
55)  the fact that Rkelly actually videotaped himself wit the girl, seriously what good could ever come of videotaping urself, dumbass
56)  WHAT DO I DO RIGHT THURR???
57)  N.E.R.D.
58)  cover bands (iono if i already said it but if i did its twice as important)
59)  madonna
60)  the fact that madonna is using britney spears to try to keep a hold on the remnants of her dying carreer, RETIRE ALREADY!!
61)  artists who mostly dont write their own songs'
62)  story of the year, i'll admit u have like 2 good songs but when i go to a LP concert you'd better get off the stage so i can listen to who i CAME FOR. stupid loosers
63)  shaun desmin, go shook urself somewhere else
64)  nsync, its WAS (keyword was) made up of 2 singers and a couple overpaid backup dancers
65)  punk bands who talk about how they're dic's, sure your addicted to me, you sick pigs
67)  NO I DO NOT WANT TO F**K ANY OFFICERS OF THE LAW (damn nwa)
68)  faith hill, and leanne rhymes (i dun like country music)
69)  iono if i said this already but COUNTRY
70)  tractor songs
71)  white rappers from the 80's
72)  white people who try to be black (shaun desmin etc.)
73)  the fact that celebrities can change their race (ie. mj became white)
74)  wanksta's like ja rule
75)  how ja rule says murda every other word
76)  screamo
77)  when your listening to a band and it sounds like the lead singer is throwing up all over the mic
78)  how cold it is outside after concerts
79)  ppl who smoke weed at concerts n dun share
80)  when the lead singer of one of ur fav bands O.D.'s
81)  how untalented artists make it big because they show skin or kiss someone of the same sex
82)  the whole musical artist, actor, producer, clothing designer all in one artist
83)  teen pop stars
84)  those weird looking numark turntables
85)  not having enough money to see your favourite band
86)  the people who stop you from stealing the good seats at a concert
87)  people who sit down at concerts
88)  people who win tickets to cool events (its pisses me off cause i never win)
89)  white guys who sing in 8 octaves
90)  an album where every song is made in drop D tuning
91)  people who ask if the mic is on while recording "is this thing on??"
92)  artists who destroy their equipment at the end of a show
93)  britney spears' restraunt
94)  brintey's 3 day marrige
95)  lack of encoure
96)  any song with ja rule and ashanti
97)  murder inc.
98)  how expensive imported cd's are
99)  limp bizkit withought wess borland
100)  copy protection on cds

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